Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Randomize
