This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I need to align my fucking chakras
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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