All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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