How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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