I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Let's paint friendship bongs
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
