i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You need Xanax blowdarts
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
