I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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