You really coming over, don't trick.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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