so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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