Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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