I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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