is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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