The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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