so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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