Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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