thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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