My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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