Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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