I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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