That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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