Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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