I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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