you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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