it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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