But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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