god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Randomize
