Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just tell him i said nine months
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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