I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
