i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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