Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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