nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have fence marks all over my body
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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