keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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