Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Randomize
