I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
