So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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