? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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