return my video game
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Are we still banned from the library?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
