You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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