K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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