idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He did a backflip because drugs
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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