have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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