I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
