Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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