no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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