I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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