The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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