ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
