So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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