He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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