Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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