Do you still have your period?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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